corn kisser

another word for "asshole,butthole, and The Brown Eye"

"Fuck her right in the corn kisser"

by JakoTheDova September 7, 2017

Corn Endcap

An endcap at a retail store that is mostly made up of corn. Peak times to use this method of merchandising would be during the holidays.

“So what make you think that he think that you’re retarded?”

“He asked if I ever thought about using a corn endcap”

by JC Drain July 28, 2018

corn bumps

Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.

I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.

by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019

Corn Spray

A more powerful and potent version of crop dusting.

I just corn sprayed table six, that lady is a bitch.

by Madhaunter March 13, 2019

Corn patty

When your minding your own business on a back road downtown, and see a huge pile of Shit on the sidewalk.

"Hey joey, wheres the.. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS.. EWW!!"

"Dé Merè, warned us of sniffing around for those corn pattys everywhere"

by 13AquaOrbit May 18, 2019

Corn kids

A term that mega faggots in surrounding schools call the kids in Oregon Ohio that doesn’t make sense because we don’t live in corn fields

YoU gUYs arE tHE CoRn kiDs

by lillambo June 24, 2019

Corn Communion

When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.

"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"

by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019