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foot condom

Those little one-time-use nylon socks they provide in some shoe stores to use when trying on shoes. They usually come in a box like tissues.
Don't try on that sandal barefoot, use a foot condom!
by maddi_20 October 7, 2012
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candle condom

The act of poring hot wax over an erected penis thus waiting 5 min for the wax to dry to make a candle condom. An easy way to save money and fuck hoes, plus you get some hot sex.
"do you have a condom?!"- the hoe

"no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom"- you

"i like when my twat is hot"- the hoe

"good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!"- you
by sbd mofo December 31, 2009
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Condom

A very useful invention that is used by responsible people in an attempt to protect oneself from unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmited diseases. Usually feel like you are "being intimate" with a plastic bag between the parteners
"Did you hear," Scott didn't wear a condom and he got Sarah pregnant!"
by ss_cope June 28, 2008
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Friendship Condom

A backup, safety friend. Usually only contacted when the initial sources of entertainment are MIA.
Omar was nowhere to be found, so we looked for our friendship condom, Chad.
by SmoothxT September 12, 2009
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ripped condom

what causes babies
during the sex the condom ripped and it caused a baby
stupid ripped condom
by ribbed condoms November 4, 2008
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jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....
Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!
by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014
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Condorrat Young Team

Located in cumbernauld lies condorrat wae the young team and the wan junkie that goes in the shop fuck all else in condorrat the chippys awright tho
Condorrat Young Team --cduj boys ya fuckin dafty,
by On tour fuck sake fuck sake December 27, 2021
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