Common sense

Equivalent to the bodies autonomic system, controlling multiple human instincts that are essential to survival such as empathy, communication skills, manners, respect, feelings vs opinions distinction, the pick your battles instinct, and a common desire to support friends and family unconditionally.

1)When one lacks common sense one becomes driven by self serving interests rather then worry about others resulting in a lack of human connection and in time, humanity itself.

by Hotmama79 October 17, 2020

Common joe L

Joe having an awful opinion usually surrounding football and Manchester United

Joe : rashford is top 5 wingers all time

Everyone with a brain: common joe L

by Jacquin May 6, 2023

common loon

Your typical loon. Someone who has lost their god damn mind.

Girl: *rants*
Me: you are the definition of the common loon

by Zooicidal Zebra June 4, 2016

Common Coach Beck L

When your coach, whos last name is Beck is acting like a very mean person, also known as, an L person

1: Coach Beck wont let me talk to my friends in class!
2: Thats just a Common Coach Beck L

by Bartholomew P. Wigglesworth September 21, 2022

common goblet

A central vessel in the middle of a table in which participants decant some a share of their alcoholic beverages during a drinking game. Said vessel must be drunk as a forfeit for being the worst player at the end of the game.

“Hey Sam! You’re the worst player! Drink from the common goblet, bitch!”

by Dr Robotico July 17, 2020

Common Gurd L

When Gurd makes a decision or an action which is considered an L among his piers. This is a frequently mistake by Gurd, hence the "common".

"Gurd's phone just disappeared again"
"Omg... common Gurd L"

by AbraFar March 20, 2023

Common Core Math

The worst homework ever

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down

by Common Core Mathism March 2, 2023