Jimmy's comment

when someone says retarded comments in class
"well, why are you here?"said jimmy."you know what jimmy....UGHHH!",said teacher."there is a new word in the dictionary.Its Jimmy's comment." everyone laughed.
by sydneeeyyy November 05, 2007
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Confused Commentator

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.
A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.
by InsomniaGameing September 10, 2022
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Thirsty comment

When someone makes a sleazy, sexually inappropriate comment on someone’s photo or post.
Did you see all those thirsty comments on her photo.
by Jay.jay88 August 09, 2021
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High like, low comment ratio

When a someone posts something thinking it’s based, when it is infact widely accepted, non-controversial, and has no one arguing in the comments.

High like low comment ratio, implies that the poster may possibly not be a human but instead is infact an automated bot account, or a human with NPC like tendencies which can fool people into presuming it’s a bot.

This usually requires highly tribalistic & partisan behavior. Meaning there may not be anything critical or based with that account’s other posts. This is specially true if that account has repeated occurrences.

There is a direct correlation between posting controversial matter and getting many comments.
Generic Dude: “Fuck Trump
4,300 likes and 11 comments.

12th Reply: High Like, Low comment ratio
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Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
by vodkvh July 22, 2019
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Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
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Fox News comments

Comments including racial stereotypes, woman vegana fish jokes, celebrity hate, transphobia, homophobia, defending of murderers who killed protesters, anti protesting for equal rights comments, Dale sr/dale jr comments, “woke” comments, “when men where men and not women” comments, misogynistic comments, boomer humor, country music comments, “groomer/grooming” comments, “nascar died when dale died” comments, “let’s go barandon”comments, anti Bubba Wallace comments, anti pop and rap comments, “who?” Comments for a celebrity they should clearly know, “I’m not watching/buying this!” Comments, etc. the list can go on and on
I get sick looking a Fox News comments
by Nascarfan2007 March 26, 2023
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