Excuse you use so you don't have to deal w/ what you did when you were drunk even though you DO remember.
by Irish Goddess January 11, 2011
by SimpleeCasual June 23, 2018
deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees
by thug ass tamato December 8, 2015
When you eat so much food that you are physically incapable of moving but at the same time you realize there really is no reason to
I have been on the couch in food coma for the past 2 hours because of those six steaks I ate at dinner.
by Tigerball78 May 23, 2017
a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.
“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”
by SalvyZ August 29, 2019
the definition of not talking or doing anything and and a girl who sucks at relationships and breaks headphones alot
by Hitman213 August 5, 2010