Coconut cookie

The worst possible thing to be called

Jacob is a coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018

coconology

Coconology; the study of coconuts

I recieved my bachelor degree in coconology

by Cocovita April 17, 2019

Coconut

A verbal blessing from the almighty Howard. If you do or say something he finds beneficial he might bless you with the almighty 'Coconut.'

"Correct! Give the Lady/Gentleman a coconut!"
- Howard the Almighty

by EllTheAyy September 4, 2019

colon(a)virus

When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.

Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.

by c0l0n March 22, 2020

cocon

Someone dumb and gay

Your such a CoCon or your being a cocon

by Moneyboyboss October 12, 2020

Coconut rice

An Asian homosexual or heterosexual individual who identifies as a white person, however is of Asian heritage.

I went over to his house, but he wasn't Asian at all, he's just a coconut rice that doesn't accept his Asian heritage.

I'm actually into sticky rice, not into coconut rice.

Sorry, I don't take my shoes off, I'm actually coconut rice.

by UVPdx November 19, 2020

Coconut malling

The process of getting coconut malled. Getting coconut malled is a meme on social media particularly tiktok and YouTube etc

I was coconut malling Brendan yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021