by 99crabzon69 July 15, 2010
Get the Bent coat hangermug. Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
by wichita December 2, 2007
Get the bastard coated bastards with bastard fillingsmug. Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.
by fredthebigreddog December 26, 2015
Get the putting a coat of paint on the doormug. When a man is eating and woman out and she is on her period and then burps up a blood clot in her face.
by KatieRed October 19, 2007
Get the Cherry coated Flavor Nuggetmug. When it was time for Steve to buy a round of drinks last night, he bolted and said he had to leave. Man that guy is tighter than 2 coats of paint
by phil latio August 6, 2012
Get the Tighter than 2 coats of paintmug. This is an idom, referring to a woman who has had several abortions. The coat hanger reference refers to old time, back alley or low quality abortions.
by deeknight August 18, 2009
Get the Too many turns of the coat hangermug. A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
Get the Chocolate coated banana bendermug.