whatchu clutching for?

Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.

Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.

Damn bro, whatchu clutching for?

by Whatchucluthingfor? January 8, 2023

Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

Clutch player

Cian Reddy in any game of seige or basketball

Damn I wish I had the clutch player, Cian on my team

by Jack Brennan March 20, 2021

you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017

coming in clutch

When you learn about clutching functions in topology.

Person 1: Damn, check out this construction that's coming in clutch!
Person 2: Yeah dude, I love to be constructing fiber bundles on spheres

by One-Eyed King March 26, 2023

clutch

thumb on the start of an ass crack or licking pepperoni nipples until they taste like pepperoni or ripply butt cheeks or getting queefed on or glizzys at the turn

now that’s clutch

by tjb0611 December 11, 2022

clutch me

To physically attack someone. 🌝

Yo clutch me and ima fuck you up.

by freak.tae November 8, 2015