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Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022
mugGet the Close only counts in grenadesmug.

Closed Water

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"
by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022
mugGet the Closed Watermug.

close quarters syndrome

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
mugGet the close quarters syndromemug.

Close

The first word you say after falling off a tall hospital
“Close. Your eyes you’ll be here soon
by anonymous August 26, 2022
mugGet the Closemug.

Close Parker

1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.

2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.

2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010
mugGet the Close Parkermug.

Closed up

John have you closed up that blount yet?
by Lighter21 August 1, 2007
mugGet the Closed upmug.

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