Falling into the closet 

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.

1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.

Falling into the closet by JJs 4 Life August 6, 2009

pinocchio's closet 

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

pinocchio's closet by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009

Clone wars 

The best thing Star Wars has to offer, its dark, has amazing storylines and characters.

Hey do you watch clone wars? If you don’t what are you waiting for?

Clone wars by Chazzelton94 July 28, 2020

shadow clone 

When you are having sex with a girl and form the sign and yell "SHADOW CLONE JUTSU" and your friend pops up naked from the closet and you both have sex with the girl.

"I used shadow clone jutsu with Rachael last night, mike and i really did her good"

shadow clone by Rakurai December 19, 2016

broom closet 

a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.

I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.

broom closet by rhynne January 3, 2009

Closet Fapper 

A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.

Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?

Closet Fapper by GuysThinkAlikeDotCom August 17, 2012

The Closet Whores 

An awesome band started in Scottsdale, Arizona by Ellen and Jared when they were 16. Album comes out soon!

"Hey do you know any bands that sounds like-"

"Yeah, The Closet Whores"

"But you didn't know what I was going to say?"

"Didn't need to."

The Closet Whores by wh0opwh0op January 2, 2012