The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
by NickyLags January 26, 2012
Micklow close is the roughest area in the lakes estate, Redcar. It’s known for the “lakes boys” causing mayhem. Micklow wouldn’t be micklow without all the chew that goes on. Everyone knows everyone in micklow and everyone there sticks together. You’ll never be bored living there, something always goes on whether it’s fights, police up and down all the time or just the boys being c*nts. Live in micklow and you won’t regret it
by Kippyyy November 24, 2021
"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
by Anon42283 March 04, 2024
Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.
Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"
by JossBarthelme April 22, 2012
a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
(not canon btw)
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
hes a really really cool friend and person and ukelele player and saxophone and electric guitar player who is NOT BAD LOOKING he looks good with his hair up and down regardless of what some other people see he shouldnt care what they think because they are obviously wrong and he should listen to his friend Elsie Kilmer the bass player that he looks good
by Elsiekilmr January 07, 2023
Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.
by QuacksO September 13, 2022