cocktail

verb:
The act of anal intercourse.

I'm going out tonight, gonna get me some cocktail!

by Chris Kirk July 25, 2008

cocktail

a cigarette with multiple drugs (especially illegal or ill prescribed one's)

That cocktail is sure to hurt later on.

by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2009

Cocktails

Drinks made for the feminine kind and should not be consumed by guys or they will be - just like creatures that do not resemble anything on Earth so we call them, creatures of the 3rd kind.

Cocktails are restricted to only females to consume whom randy males will find attractive because they are sexy and drinking a coctail in a very suggestive "V" shaped glass.

wingman: she looks hot drinking that drink, for some reason I want her....
me: that's the power of the female form drinking cocktails from a very suggestive V shaped glass

by He was born that way December 12, 2011

cocktail grease

extremely fucked-up from substance over-use. Also can be used to describe the appearance of an individual who is extremely fucked-up.

Grrl 1: Man, did you see Shanella last night? That whore went way beyond hot mess!

Grrl 2: Yeah, I know, she was complete cocktail grease by the time we left the club!

by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004

catahoula cocktail

When you're fucking your old lady doggie style and you tag off to your retriever to take your place.

The other night I was doing Carla and boy was she surprised when I did the Catahoula Cocktail!

by JC1662 December 1, 2006

Toejam Cocktail

This was a drink I created while trying to find a way to cure a really bad headache and give me a little boost of energy in the mix. Note when I created it I had limited options but it turned out that the combination of the two items I used just fix the taste so well. Toejam Cocktail consists of: 1 8.3oz can of Sobe Adrenaline Rush and 2 white packets of BC powder(2 comes in one regular pack) (Like I Said Limited Choices)Pour both packets in the can and let it sit for a few seconds then drink up. This combination works great for a quick headache relief with a little added pep to get through the rest of your day. But the reason I gave it this unique name is because both products have the distinct taste of someones foot. Due to the fact the name had to be used in full force which is why I'm posting it here so I can spread the word.

Enjoy your Toejam Cocktail Mr.Bond.

by Anthony Kourmoulakis April 18, 2008

cacktail

Noun: Alcoholic drinks used to fuck one's self up.

"Hey Mader - let's grab some cacktails down at Sharkeez and check out the beautiful babies.

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005