Jesus Breakdancing Christ

An expression of great misfortune, disgust, or suprise. Normally used in the most extreme of circumstances.

See:
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Jesus Brick-Shitting Christ
etc...

Jesus Breakdancing Christ! My scrotum is missing! How the hell did that happen!??!?!?!!

or...

Guy 1: Hey, I banged your wife last night.
Guy 2: Jesus Breakdancing Christ! Your ass is grass, motherfucker!

by Mister Joiter October 7, 2007

Jesus H. Christ

A phrase used to express particular suprise, disgust or shock to an instance, as emphasized by the "H" (which stands for "Holy"). It's used in the same context as "Jesus Christ!", except the H is added to include greater emphasis on the concern.

Note: The phrase is no more-or-less blasphemous than "Jesus Christ"

"Jesus H. Christ, you scared the shit outta me!"

by Alhadis June 17, 2004

jesus heratio christ

the H in Jesus H. Christ means Heratio pronounced: Her-aye-she-oh

Jesus Heratio Christ stop breaking into my fucking house!

by Brenten June 28, 2008

Jesus H Christ

Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.

1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!

2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!

by SoberMan October 21, 2020

Christ on a diamond heist

An exclamation used to convey one's feeling of surprise by comparing that shock to the astoundment one would experience if they were to hear that Christ went on a diamond heist.

"Christ on a diamond heist, where did that come from?"

by Douche McBaggins May 10, 2015

jesus effing christ

See "JesusFuckingChrist" definition

Jesus Effing Christ-
Unlike the expletive, "JesusFuckingChrist", "JesusEffingChrist" is a PG-13 or a PG-rated version. Rules follow below

{Article 1, REV 4} Any teen through adult is permitted to utter this phrase safety without guidance from an adult or fear of being damned to hell for eternity.

{Article 2.} Any pre-teen absolutely needs to gain permission and guidance from a parent or guardian. (Eternal Hellfire is not reserved exclusively for adults. God will burn babies forever if rules are not followed) See Samaria vs. God. Bible verse HOSEA 13:16 KJV.

by GodSaidThis February 26, 2023

Christ on a cracker thanos no

A reaction when watching marvel infinity wars when seeing thanos kill off Loki or many other characters.

Thanos doesn’t deserve the mercy of Christ or even the almighty crackers

“Christ on a cracker thanos no! What have you done!”

“Serenity, Christ on a cracker.”

by Unawaregirl April 3, 2019