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Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).
bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!
by Clill Binton October 17, 2019
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Children

demons. It needs no over explanation.
by allchildsaredemon. April 18, 2021
mugGet the Childrenmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

A10 Children

a genetically prefect child, the parents are both peak humans with exceptional health, height, motabolism, athleticism and looks creating the perfect off spring.
if miss universe and gigachad had a child they'd produce some A10 Children
by Obmaa January 3, 2024
mugGet the A10 Childrenmug.

children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience
“awh when are you gonna have children??”
NEVER fml i despise them”
by mooimaria November 21, 2021
mugGet the childrenmug.

YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...
Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
mugGet the YOUR Childrenmug.

National Scam children and blow up there house day

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file
man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day
by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023
mugGet the National Scam children and blow up there house daymug.

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