dick cheese

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time

baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya

by jmae8313 March 28, 2005

censorship

Hiding the truth to save your ass.

Why wasn't my definition of "Zionist" or "gentile" published on UrbanDictionary.com? There didn't seem to be a problem when I was making fun of Christians...The Zionists must be exercising censorship of this website, too. : (

by Not Surprised 2009 August 17, 2009

Mexican Cheese Wiz

A liquid containing mostly semen and urine from one or more person. Good on potato chips.

Lindsay: Hey! You comin' over to Chris's? I heard he's making some Mexican Cheese Wiz.

Brittany: Hell yeah girl!

by ToxicShnitzel August 21, 2009

Fu'munda Cheese

1.) Sweat build up under the forskin of the penis.

2.) Dirty tainted sweat from under the ball sack.

" check for fu'munda cheese before you go down under please! "

by Shawn Shiffy Shaffer March 25, 2017

cheese and crackers

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009

Chuck E. Cheese

Atrocious children themed restaurant where birthday parties are held featuring cardboard pizza, broken slime covered arcade machines and playland, creepy animitronic "band", and a disinterested teenager in a mouse suit. Formerly known as Showbiz Pizza,established by Nolan Bushnell, the dude who started Atari.

Let's go to Chuck E. Cheese's and score a few thousand tickets on the skeeball machine and get a 15 year old black & white TV.

by Lee Iacocca July 20, 2004

cheese and rice

A less offensive, yet more hilarious way of saying 'Jesus Christ'.

Found in the TV show 'Frisky Dingo'.

Cheese and Rice, he shot himself! And with my gun somehow!

by little_cupcake October 16, 2008