pastry chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT May 18, 2008

Cheffed

When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.

Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!

James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Compliments to the chef

Sex position. Male laid on back with feet splayed in frog position with ankles tied together. Wrists tied to ankles to form bowl shape. Partner acts interpretively as the spoon. Warning: do not try unless you are a professional sex haver

“That dinner was so nice babe, I wanna give compliments to the chef”

by Sexyterry May 12, 2021

Chef

Another word for Knife used in the UK. Popularized in 2005 by the start of the postcode war between east-London and west-London.
Synonyms include Shank,dip and rambo

You man don't talk to me like that otherwise ,ill chef you all.

by DoubleA66 November 23, 2020

chef

An urban way of saying you'll get stabbed, hence, "chef" acting like the cooking type of chef when they cut things.

E.g. "Are you tapped, you tryna get cheffed pussio?"

by Lzway2splashhy July 8, 2020

chef micah

Chef Micah is the best chef that you know. Nobody can cook better then him.

If I want some good food I'm going to call chef Micah.

by Best chef November 22, 2021