Cheffed

When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.

Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!

James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023

Granddaddy Chef

Hey granddaddy chef how are you OwO senpai kun I’ll shank you

Hi granddaddy cheff

by I_is_ryan_reynolds_wifu October 16, 2019

Chef

A different word for shank or stab, it refers to a chefs knife. Some say its the modern version of butcher.

Blud, come to my ends ill chef you.

by jake skatskat November 2, 2019

Chefs Plate

A sexual act where you make a pot of pasta (doesn’t matter what type) and some ground beef. After your strain the pasta and mix it with your beef you lay it on your partners ass. Before you can dig in you have you spread melted cheese all over that shit. A delicious treat, and a delicious ass.

Girl: Babe, do we have any pasta and beef?
Boy: Yeah, why?
Girl: I wanna give you a chefs plate xoxo

by Itsmemememememememememem ememe November 4, 2021

Cheffing

Northern slang: Throwing up

Me and my mate went out last night, he can’t hold his drink, he was cheffing all over

by Big beefy balls September 11, 2021

Chef’s Tip

When one cuts the tip of their penis off, bastes said Tip in melted organic Irish import butter, deep fries their tip for approximately 17 minutes, and then eats the tip of their penis

(This sexual action can only be performed once)

Hey wassup guys. So last night I was feelin in the mood, and I wasn’t really feeling keeping the tip of my dick, so I performed a Chef’s Tip

by JoeNuts445 October 17, 2021

Chef Dick

Furthermore, it is the wiser linecook who has graduated. Not to be mistaken with linecook dick. Chef Dick is the single male, usually in a Sioux chef or head chef position who has figured out all the secrets to sex, been married, has divorced, raising children and has a furnished apartment he utilizes to coerce the Kundalini within a women.

Often has DMT Cartridges, variations of LSD and Newport 100s. He's tattooed, usually in random places and incomplete.

Sara: I heard Zach is Going to a Tool concert after work.

Anna: I love the menu he organized, we've been getting a lot of service.
Sarah: I heard he microdoses acid for mental health.
Anna: He must have that Chef Dick

by AubSnow August 28, 2022