The literal definition for ass-cheese is the sweaty, smelly grime that can be found between the butt cheeks of an unwashed crack, more often found at the very beginnings of the cavity just below the rump.
Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.
Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.
Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.
Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.
'MAN!! This bathroom smells like ass-cheese!!'
'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'
'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'
'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'
'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'
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Cheese that comes from the Fast Food stores where the cheese on the burgers is not cooked right and if breaks off while you hold it in your hands. Often you find yourself in the situation where you are using your laptop, or playing a PSP. or simply reading the newspaper. then a piece of cheese breaks off and lands on whatever gets on it's way.
Person #1: O'sht, unstable cheese got my PSP screen!
Person #2: Har Har, should sue Macdonald's for it. If fat people can sue them for being fat, then it wount hurt if we sue for Unstable cheese.
Person #2: Har Har, should sue Macdonald's for it. If fat people can sue them for being fat, then it wount hurt if we sue for Unstable cheese.
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Get the Bavarian cheese whistle mug.verb (v) - to purposefully clench one's nude buttocks with the intention of offending with the resultant dimples
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Get the blue cheese moon mug.To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.
Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
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Get the Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers mug.This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.
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