A person that is just complete trash, someone you can just look at and know they’re too fucked up in the head to know any better. A person who is also known as the Loser; or the mistake.
See that guy over there? The one that looks like he beats his girlfriend and does heroine- He’s definitely a Chase Dodson.
by JohnJacob223 February 6, 2020

The practice of buying two coffees, especially a combination of one small, speciality coffee drink (i.e. "tall skinny vanilla latte") and one large, plain black coffee, with the intent of quickly ingesting (i.e. chugging) the flavored specialty drink for the quick caffeine jolt and then using the larger coffee as a methadone supplement to maintain the caffeine high.
Man, Hart has two Starbucks cups at his desk and he's really jittery, I think he's been chasing the mermaid again.
by The Palumbo February 28, 2011

by madcunt44 November 27, 2013

"Chasing The Ox", contrary to what one might think IS NOT the task of chasing down a barnyard farm animal, but rather the skill of sucking gin out of shot glass with a straw, while snorting a line of chopped up Oxycontin at the same time! The object of the game is to finish both substances at the same time. Not something for the faint of heart!
by Rock*Star911 March 15, 2011

The McDonald's of banking... They jack all your money and sign you up for shit you don't want. They give your phone number to other companies so they can harass you too. They are known for their famous hidden fees that you encounter almost daily.
by SASHAAAA August 20, 2007

by Danny January 14, 2004

by Thicc 🅱️🅾️i October 20, 2018
