A TV announcer for the Atlanta Braves. Used to be the play-by-play announcer for the Chicago Cubs, and sucked at it. He used the words a "whale" of a play and so forth. His jokes were unfunny. (See example). Him and analyst Steve Stone are now replaced by the even more unfunny, Dusty Baker ass-kissers Len Kasper, and Bob Brenly. Chip also seemed to love Craig Biggio, A LOT.
When the Cubs were playing the Anaheim Angels, there were a lot of bees by the camera well at Anaheim Stadium, so Chip said "They must of ate lunch at 'Arbees'.}" It was extremely unfunny and the only funny part was that Steve stone was speechless for like 2 minutes afterwards. That's how bad the joke was.
Chip: And what a whale of a play by the definite future hall of famer, Craig Biggio! I love you Beege!
Sweet Irish-heritage girl who frequently gets asked if she spells her name with a K or C, especially by baristas at coffee houses. She will blush, yet proudly and loudly provide the right spelling, repeating herself up to 3 times if need be. Her first name may often be confused for her last name, but that doesn't get this darling lady down. Middle name is frequently Anne, or sticking with the Irish idea, Shannon.
Carey frequently, and secretly, revels in the idea of a unique spelling for her common name, and her sense of specialness flows over to you; thus when you are with Carey, you feel special as well.
I met a girl named Keri... Carrie... oh, she was so special, this Carey spelled her name C-a-r-e-y.
someone with a very long tounge, that will do great things in this world with that tounge. Also, someone who is tank and dope and other snazzy words to describe this Carly M. A Carly M. is also better than any roller coaster you will ever go on.
She has a very long tounge, she must be a Carly M.
That roller coaster was fun, but not like a Carly M.