o card

Giving a girl her first orgasm.

She said that never has happened to her before. Definitely scored an o card last night!

by robertoblanco June 28, 2011

Guilt Card

when a referee gives a yellow card in 2nd half to the team he inadvertently helped in the first half by disallowing an obvious goal against them - mark lawrenson

German midfielder got a yellow card in 2nd half, after england had a goal disallowed against them in the 1st half, when it did cross the line and would of leveled the score 2-2 - mark lawrenson states "that's a guilt card, he's trying to atone"

by morch June 30, 2010

Green Card

Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.

Access ALL areas

"You've got a green card tonight"

"Lets go home"

"Ok"......

CENSORED!!!!!!

by I.M Kinky July 14, 2010

Umbilical Card

1. A credit card in your name for which your parents are responsible

Mom told me to use the umbilical card to buy a fancy dress for my cousin's wedding

by EarlyToBed January 23, 2010

Pokimontron Cards

Nudes from females or males.

Isaac: did you get those Pokimontron cards last night
Dominic: Oh yeah they were greasyyyyy

by Cupcake_Dealer06 January 22, 2022

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010

card tricks

Refers to the assordid "magic" that a moocher plays on an unsuspecting victim using financial-instrument cards of some sort, and then "pulls a disappearing act" afterwards.

One of the most common moocher's card tricks is to show your "mark" a cash/debit card beforehand, and claim that it has sufficient funds loaded onto it to cover whatever expenses you're going to rack up, but then you either "forget" the card's PIN number or "discover" that the card has either been cancelled of has insufficient funds on it to cover your shopping bill or the gas-money for the ride that your "mark" gave you.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018