Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.

My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.

by Fidget spinner licker April 10, 2019

Cancer

Fortnite

Kid “can I get fortnite “

Dad “ I don’t want you to get cancer to soon tho”

by Nugget101 August 20, 2019

Canned coochie

Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes

If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.

by Trumphater— September 22, 2019

Cancerous ads

A way of saying hentai without anyone know what the fuck you mean

I saw Jeremy watching hent- oh hi Jeremy! We were just talking about... cancerous ads!

by Throningzebra34 January 10, 2020

Cancer stick

another word for Cigerettes!

Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"

by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020

Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint

When someone’s face looks like a scrotum that went through a blast of radiation and turned wrinkly, droopy and smells like a taint in 150 degree weather.

You think that guy will pick that chick up? C’mon man, he looks like a Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint.

by Vladimir2020 December 4, 2020

Cainer

derogatory slur for a cocaine addict

Look how stoned that guy is, he looks like a total cainer!

by hva94 January 23, 2023