Banana Cards

Slang for a pack of cards that have been shuffled so many times they are shaped like a banana.
(Matty) "oi Richard, grab us those cards over there!"
(Leo) "these banana cards are no good, fo shizzle".
by Thedarkark September 01, 2009
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Card Rack

Someone who gets dealt a ricidulous number of good poker hands. As in a gun rack holds lots fo guns, a card rack hold lots of good starting hands.
Man that guys a fkn card rack, he's had aces twice and kings 3 times in last .
by Andy Massey September 11, 2008
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o card

Giving a girl her first orgasm.
She said that never has happened to her before. Definitely scored an o card last night!
by robertoblanco June 25, 2011
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Guilt Card

when a referee gives a yellow card in 2nd half to the team he inadvertently helped in the first half by disallowing an obvious goal against them - mark lawrenson
German midfielder got a yellow card in 2nd half, after england had a goal disallowed against them in the 1st half, when it did cross the line and would of leveled the score 2-2 - mark lawrenson states "that's a guilt card, he's trying to atone"
by morch June 27, 2010
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Green Card

Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.

Access ALL areas
"You've got a green card tonight"

"Lets go home"

"Ok"......

CENSORED!!!!!!
by I.M Kinky July 14, 2010
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FUSIMUD card

The card left behind when the postmen cannot deliver your package.

Fuck You Sorry I Missed U Dickhead
OH great Australia Post left me the FUSIMUD card
by Habura123 June 18, 2016
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