The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012

green crime

When you go against the law to save the world.

When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.

by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012

Crime game

Any one of several different types of games that is played with a deck of cards that has the name of a crime written on each card and the person who picks a card the name of the crime written on it is what they have to do.
For example if you pick the king and it has the word "kill" written on it you have to kill someone.
It is a game of daring that only people with the most guts plays and there is also much high stakes betting involved.

There playing the crime game.

by Judgedredd7 January 7, 2012

crime-buster

An individual who is fixated on bringing not existent problems to light.

Someone who is a crime-buster will claim that they’re speaking the “truth” or exposing something for what it really is, despite having no reason to be investigating the topic matter.

Darryl: I can’t use my phone for 3 days now because my roommate Kaden tried guessing my password so he could monitor my social medias.
Dawson: Well, that’s what you get from rooming with a crime-buster.

by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023

premedicated crime

A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.

Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P

by QuacksO October 11, 2023

Crime

Semantic Bullshit

Because there was no malice behind it, the crime was only manslaughter instead of murder

by kozynthetaquito October 23, 2023

heynous crime

How overly-strict/proper parents view/label a child's saying a less-than-ultra-polite/dignified greeting/interruption-word.

A child's merely forgetting to use the term, "Excuse me" or "Hello" is hardly a "heynous crime" --- at most, you should just reply, "Hey is for horses", and then be done with it!

by QuacksO October 27, 2023