The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.
"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."
"Alright I'll be back in a bit."
Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."
"Alright I'll be back in a bit."
Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."
by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016
That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.
Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2017
Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.
by fifthdiamonds September 03, 2018
Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants
As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.
by Don Menna March 07, 2017
Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.
by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013
An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.
I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.
I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.
Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.
I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.
I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.
Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.
I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above
by GRANDPASTOECHEESE November 21, 2017