Domestic Burglary

Something P/O Day of the 12th District made up. You won't find it in any crimes code book. However it only applies when the complainant does not know the offenders name, but they are in a relationship. The scene will always be contaminated, and the job will ALWAYS be founded. Be sure to contact the detective division prior to leaving the scene, as more often than not they want the scene held.

1237...wacha got out there? 1237...its going to be a domestic burglary, the complainant doesn't know the offenders name, but they are in a replationship.

by Domestic Burglary December 24, 2020

Spontaneous Bulgariation

Taking a spontaneous trip to Bulgaria, in a group or alone.

Friend 1: "Fancy a bit of Spontaneous Bulgariation?"
Friend 2: "Why the fuck not?"

by not coody woo March 2, 2021

turt burglar

A person who steals turtles

Hey, we are turt burglars! We are gonna steal yo turts.

by Subzeropizzeria February 5, 2021

Jerk-Burglar

Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!

A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!

by Bishnuu October 11, 2022

Snatch Burglar

Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.

Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar

by SIRKOALA December 1, 2022

Shooting The Bugler

To aim for an easy target or carry out a comparatively easy task which may give the appearance of success, achievement or progress towards a desired goal but does not have any substantial merit, benefit or value and/or does not actually help to achieve the intended goal in any substantive way. A business buzz phrase or management speak associated with with general douchebaggery and common use by tits, wankers, tosspots and arseholes. The phrase has military origins, where buglers and pipers often went into battles unarmed, stood in plain sight and were no direct threat to to the opponent.

Andy, I agree with John that your idea would would just be shooting the bugler.

by Hello Buglers April 1, 2015

Ze penis burglar

It’s simply the penis burglar, we don’t know who he is or his motive or if it’s even a him. Simply ze penis burglar. Jonah hill

Yo bro phill I just got burged by ze penis burglar dude

by Ze Penis Burglar December 26, 2020