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Pull a Bond

When you actually shart or defecate in your pants.
Bro1: Damn bro, are you all right ? What’s that smell ? Did you Pull a Bond ?

Bro2: Yup, I think I just pulled a Bond
by TheFrance October 12, 2022
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Mr. Bond

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children
Mr. Bond is so creepy yall
by It's. Ya. Boi. Ellie_ May 13, 2018
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Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.
"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"
by grimeysox September 30, 2022
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lilly bond

a complete shit head that all her friends think she's on crack, and is a big fat bitch and are extremely annoying, lilly bonds hate everyone at first but then if they like them they will be a dick head to them and then she says they are best friends lilly bond is a big fat crackhead who is a twig but say shes says she has an ass and is fat when shes flat all her friends think she is a poo
by fat fuckin pig February 19, 2020
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Warriors Bond

1. A relationship between close friends, typically male, that is loyal and close- where they pretend to be gay for eachother. Typically used ironically, or in a joking manner- individuals who use this phrase are usually not actually sexually involved, or attracted to eachother. But they will jokingly flirt with eachother. Bonus points if they are on the same team in a sport, video game, or other collaborative group.

This is a reference to Acient Sparta/Thebes, where homoeroticism was incentivized between warriors within troops because leaders believed it would make them fight better.

Examples are two gamers, neither of which are gay, who flirt with eachother as a joke. Or two friends on a basketball team, both guys- neither gay, who, again, flirt with eachother as a joke.

2. A relationship between two people who are attracted to eachother, and flirt with eachother "as a joke" but are still just friends. Bonus points if they are on a team.

- typically used in queer circles to tease straight, cisgender men who pretend to be gay for eachother. But not with malice. LGBT+ people usually just find it funny/entertaining.
"In order to take down the other team, we must forge a warriors bond. Take off your clothes."
"Bet."
by MyxwStarletto June 26, 2023
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Abood Mira bond

That’s stronger than any relationship could be cuz relationships they come n go but this is going to last forever n it’s the most beautiful thing in this world this bond between us is unbreakable:)
This Abood Mira bond is amazing
by Noone 05 September 22, 2022
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James Bond

Having sex with a person that was single, a boyfriend/girlfriend, someone engaged, and some married.

All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.
James pulled off his James Bond last night. Finally got a married chick.
by Lil Dick Game June 11, 2018
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