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Mango Sticky Bollocks

The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.
"How you are coping with the heat today?"

"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"

"mangies?"

"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"

"Oh right yeah, me too"
by anonymous April 13, 2024
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Bollocks

Someone who is taking something useless or rubbish
by officialca June 14, 2019
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Bollocks

When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”

My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
by The Oxford explanation March 31, 2023
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Bollock Popper

A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.
shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!
by BigBadOtto January 8, 2012
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Bollocks

Funny word Oliver says when something goes wrong
Oh bollocks.
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bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.
Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.
by jammyquindle May 13, 2016
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Bollock wallet

A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack
Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird
by PContheGC October 27, 2021
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