Blow Fairy

To have the sensation that, while sleeping, feels like someone is performing oral on you. You would swear up and down someone was actually doing it, but when you wake up, there's absolutely no mess leaving you to wonder if you got blown and the fairy cleaned/swallowed the mess.

"Dude, I swear to G** that I got a blow job last night, but there wasn't any cum anywhere."

"Oh, you must have been visited by the Blow Fairy."

Blow Fairy by fval321 January 4, 2010

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[blow job handle bars]

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.

dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!

[blow job handle bars] by sexyazzbabe914 March 21, 2009

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Blow Fest

When multiple people in a room, each of whom is of a different ethnicity, are giving or receiving a blow job.

I walked into this room that had a blow fest goin on in it...

so i dropped my pants and joined the fun.

Blow Fest by AJB n' SSR January 3, 2010

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Blow me backwards

The insult equivalent to suck me sideways used in situations resulting in great surprise, happieness, shock, or anger. Often used when something out of the ordinary happens, or you are told about something out of the ordinary happening to someone else. Can also be taken literaly, if a man tells someone to blow him backwards it means blow me so good I cum propeling myself across the room.

Guy 1: dude, that chick just grew a penis in under a minute
guy 2: well, blow me backwards, that's crazy shit right there!

Blow me backwards by wednesdaycircusfreak May 30, 2010