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blomby

The act of taking a shit whilst recieving a blowjob...
generally assumed that co-inciding the two events provides maximum pleasure...
"we all know you love to blomby mate...dont hide it"
by fanipwithmenah June 29, 2008
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blomp

much like the glomp known by anime fans, but without the pouncing start. Included in the Risembool Ranger Dictionary.
I have given the Führer a blomp!
by Riyou November 14, 2007
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Blooming Hestonthal

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.
You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.
by Ralph King January 11, 2010
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Bloomkin

When you're getting a blow job and eating an Outback Steakhouse Blooming Onion.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Well this slut came over and gave me a Bloomkin. It was delicious and refreshing!
by TheDeliveryDude January 9, 2014
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bloomsquatch

A very chill and cool hairy man that smokes a lot of weed and likes to party. Also very handy at fixin things and doing man stuff! Such as.... fishing, hunting, brapping, working on anything manly, drinking everyone under the table, bro code enforcer, epic beard grower, bitch rangler, possibly a reincarnated terrorist, loves hamms, and most likely can kick your ass.
Whenever I go out I always think what would a bloomsquatch do?
by Get_pitted March 18, 2017
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Blooming Onion Shit

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!
by XCaliburger June 5, 2017
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Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017
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