Happy Birthday, Grandma!

1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.

2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.

1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.

2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"

by LunarlightChronicles February 15, 2008

happy birthday

Happy anniversary from escaping from the womb!

Happy birthday to you,happy birthday...

by gamer_77 January 11, 2015

pretend birthday

pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year

Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh

Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb

by k3|see March 22, 2008

Titanium Birthday

When you turn the age of the year you were born.

Your date of birth is 11-9-54 and you celebrate your 54th birthday, making it your Titanium Birthday.

by Kimberly1799 January 13, 2009

October 10 Birthday

Everyone wants to date you. Your the coolest person around. You are rich. You can be a player though.

Girl/boy: Wow I want to date him/her.
other person: watch out I heard he/she is a player I do not want you to have a heart break over a boy/girl
Girl/boy: Ok I will be care ful
Other person: you better be because he/she born on the October 10 birthday

by By: Kiki do you love me November 7, 2019

Hippie Birthday

A wild and raucous birthday celebration. You do not necessarily need to wear tie-dyed clothing though.

You are normally a suit & tie kind of person and this is the birthday where you let your freak flag fly!

Hippie Birthday Girl now take that aquarium off your head or the fish are going to die!

by ReyMon! November 19, 2010

birthday moment

Similar to moment, except refers specifically to birthdays.

May cause you to do things you would not normally do.

I wasn't going to get drunk, but the birthday moment overpowered me!

by vgmak March 4, 2010