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birthday wish 

A birthday wish is a special wish that you make when you blow out the candle on your cake. There is a clause that when you tell someone this wish doesn't come true, a catch is that if you tell a beastie the wish is guaranteed to come true.
Bailey: I told Jacob my birthday wish and now it won't come true.
Brooke: Oh shit that sucks.
Bailey: He is a bestie though.
Brooke: Oh you had me worried, it's ok then.

Birthday Cake 

When two gay men are having sex and one man creams on another mans butt and puts a candle in his anus and lights it.
Hey, do you guys want to come over to celebrate my "birthday" We can make a "Birthday Cake"
Birthday Cake by Kenny Baker22222 February 20, 2011

birthday surprise 

1. when a man blow's his load on a girl's face, tits, ass, etc.

2. the jizz, spermy's, cum
Last night I was fucking this slut, then I pulled out and gave her the birthday surprise.
birthday surprise by BH October 9, 2003

birthday text 

Sexting someone on their birthday.

Ala "Birthday Sex".
Jason: "My girl gave me birthday text today..."

Carlos: "Dude... get off the beach and get a life!"
Jason: "I can't help it, I just love my msn messenger!"
birthday text by Papi Flow July 19, 2009

birthday present 

let's go get alex a birthday present.
birthday present by Zramislame October 13, 2008

Birthday Bunny 

a birthday slave, this person must do whatever the birthday person says....no matter how ridiculous.
A Birthday Bunny is like a Playboy Bunny except not used for sex (or could be depending on the wish of the birthday person)