bernie mac

To take a shit, which is big, brown, and funny sounding.

Brb, i gotta go drop a bernie mac.

by Mr. Snowy April 13, 2006

Weekend at Bernie's

Sexual Position - Spending an extended period of time being fucked by two guys at once. One from behind and one in the mouth.

See Also: Chinese Finger Cuffs

Jessica spent the weekend with her new swinger boyfriend. Poor girl looks like she spent the whole Weekend at Bernie's.

by Gabriel Dunn March 16, 2009

bernie mac

A euphemism for marijuana. Hanging out with bernie mac constitutes a smoke session.

hey man, bernie mac and i are coming over to hang out

by alltootechnical2 January 24, 2011

berries

noun; a state of being in which all of its elements are best suited for that state or most pleasing to you; an all-around pleasing time

This party Friday night is going to be the berries.

by Ocerg July 16, 2008

berried

Unintentionally sabotaged whilst performing an action intended to be for the greater good.

I can't log in to my PC - I must've been berried by the admins again!

Nicky's diet was berried the moment Alexandra acquired a bulk pack of lollies.

Her Penguin skills were admirable, but left men feeling rather berried.

by Wilbur Albertson May 24, 2008

Pulling a Bernie

Falling asleep in a class while wearing sunglasses so the professor can't tell you are asleep. Named after the movie Weekend at Bernie's.

Class was so boring that Jake started Pulling a Bernie so that his teacher didnt know he was sleeping.

by Talking about the Dude here June 9, 2011

berries

balls
testicles

SEE ALSO twig and two berries

My berries are hanging low today

by yo May 13, 2004