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east beast

A girl who attends Wellington East Girls College in New Zealand
East Beast thunder thighs, who ate all the porky pies?
by Squirrel.Bee November 9, 2007
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Arcane Beast

(beastius arcanus)
Usually seen among the millions of people running around in Halo 3, the Arcane Beast can be distinguished by the purple stripes and patches it has strewn across its gray body and the large, sword-shaped protrusion on its back. The Arcane Beast, though usually a docile creature, may become aggravated and attack if provoked. (Common provocation methods include, but are not limited to, talking crap about his mother, teabagging and posting things on the internet to intentionally mess with him.)
1. Crikey, it's an Arcane Beast!
2. I heard Arcane Beast's mom is (place insult here).
by the eNeME February 8, 2008
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beast protector

the ugly friend a female will often hang out with in order to enhance her own appearances and make her seem like a nice person
Q: why dont you call up that bitch and tell her to come over ?
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too
by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004
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jingle beast

Large (tall &/or wide) person, often of the feminine (sometimes loosely defined) persuasion, whom you’ll find out shopping in the wee hours of the morning following Thanksgiving dinner. The jingle beast can be found towering over or largely blocking the sight of bargains while decked out in gross amounts of holiday attire, which may include gaudy Christmas sweaters in combination with grossly inappropriate knock off stretch pants, Santa or elf hats, holiday ornament earrings, and make -up plastered on, as if she was performing a holiday stage act in Las Vegas. Beware the jingle beast, as her all consuming holiday spirit may frighten small children, and even adults in the pursuit of the latest must have gift, or 50%off socks.
That enormous jingle beast blinded me with her flashing holiday face display, and nearly run me down with her cart, on her way to get the bargain television.
by Apollo’s dad November 27, 2020
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to Beast(a) Someone

To hit someone from the front really hard and cool in a football game. This kind of hit always gets the crowd and teammates going. It is very manly and awesome.
Maaan he Beasted that guy on a slant !

I really need to Beast(a) someone to get my juices flowing!
by Linqoln45 May 11, 2010
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Beast of a Son

A reciprocal of the same popular euphemism Son of a Beast that denotes the same meaning as its root phrase.
by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003
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Vacuum beast

A freakishly large woman with an insatiable appetite that simultaneously has extremely feminist views and is overtly angry at men for their lack of desire towards her.
Damn, bro, I didn’t know Maya was such a vacuum beast!
by Conradito robó el manor deli February 27, 2022
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