batchering

People Constantly telling you how to do shit in a short period of time

Every single time I go into work the managers are always batchering me.

by Blaine S. July 22, 2025

Balmering

Typically a tactic used by narcissists and individuals with bpd, they involve themselves into situations with other people to make them as complicated and ignorant as humanly possible, and then claiming to be a victim. The individual that causes Balmering in a situation is usually the self appointed victim and needs attention to comfort the insecurities and deep self loathing. Balmering is commonly used when cheating on a partner, cheating in life, being better than everyone, seeking attention and some business situations.

Wow, she sure took the balmering to the next level.

Why does that guy not have friends anymore?

Ohhh, he’s known for Balmering situations.

by Imthatguy75 November 6, 2025

Badgering

When a man and woman hug each other while fingers there partners ass.

Fancy a good badgering tonight darling?

by Therealgeekatron November 14, 2025

Batting clean up

Last guy to go massage parlor right before they close at the end of the night and likes to chow box.

I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.

by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025

Droppin Batteries

When you're holding Batteries and you drop them.
It is frowned upon in most cultures.

Girl 1: Holy shit! Dante is droppin Batteries!!
Girl 2: Fuck! That is so frowned upon.

by Dontdropthebatteriesyouwhore April 13, 2011

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.

Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.

by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014