Bastard Bags

Otherwise known as 'Glad Fold-Top bags', Bastard Bags are complete bastards. They will open up and screw you over at every possible time.

I tossed my friend a bag of Cheez-Itz at lunch, but as they flew through the air, I remembered it was a bastard bag. It opened in mid-air and I had to sweep up all the Cheez-Itz. Fucking Bastard Bags.

by Jake Howes July 3, 2007

kinky bastard

a bastard that is kinky

wow jimmy is such a kinky bastard.
i know right.

by the pussy destroyer 101 October 12, 2016

bastard

these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.

that dude is a bastard, he got me fired from my job and divorced my parents

by better than youuuuuu December 28, 2005

Old Fashioned Bastard

One who engages in rigorous, rowdy anal sex with a female after a night of buying her drinks.

"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."

by u8wood March 22, 2005

Bastard

Another word for bitch

God damn that bastard hit my car

by SuperCoolFireDragon December 16, 2016

nil bastardum carborundum

Literally: Don't let the bastards get you down. ie Keep up your struggle against unfair treatment. ("Bastards" in the sense of people who treat you unfairly).

"Are you struggling to obtain your legal rights? Nil Bastardum Carborundum." meaning, literally "don't let the bastards get you down" or "don't give up in your struggle against unfair treatment."

It is a phrase of made-up words designed to sound like a traditional Latin (the language of ancient Rome) motto as used by many schools, universities and similar organizations, also by wealthy high status families or anyone who aspires to such a condition. This type of made-up pseudo- (ie fake) latin is sometimes called cod latinor "pig latin" Compare with J.K. Rowling's motto for Hogwarts school Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus The wrong use of the latin-sounding words is intentionally ironic and carries an implication of a lower class or self- educated person sticking it to "the man", who presumably could afford a classical education.

by T. Regina March 25, 2011

frat bastard

That annoying, fat, half balding 20 year old who hangs out in a frat all day, drinks insane amounts of beer, and write piss off in black marker on his protruding belly

That guy,you know, the ugly one....frank or something, hes such a bastard.....a frat bastard

by patty patterson June 10, 2006