barking lounger

someone who lazies around on the couch and barks out demands

"get the kids to shut up can't hear the tv" as the person is to lazy to get up like a barking lounger

by concerned reactor to asshat May 17, 2014

Bartinder

Verb, When you Tinder at the bar, especially drunk, can be shortened to Bartinding.

John: Man, I bartindered last night and met this hot chick.

Dave: Bartinding is so fun!

by BloodyGuy September 8, 2014

Barington

A color that is the darkest shade of black

That shadow is the color barington

by Antman1241 October 1, 2015

Barrington

A small town in Rhode Island that is full of snotty preppy kids who have nothing better to do then smoke weed and drink. Pretty much a party town and a whole lot of gossip.

person-where you from?
person2-barrington
person-oh, hey i gotta go

by So fucking bored September 4, 2016

Baiting call

A male who thinks he's making progress with a girl he's trying to fuck with is making a baiting call happen, not a mating call.

No key didn't even see the trap laid out for him coming. The girl he was trying to get closer to had him arrested with a baiting call.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

Baiting call

When you think you're gonna spend a night getting laid and you spend it in jail instead.

CO- You're in jail for the 54th time this year, when am I going to stop arresting you on a baiting call don't be such a jerkoff.
Baitee-I'm gonna try not to be in here again sir.
CO- Your IQ is a double digit number isn't it?
Baitee-Sir yes sir.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang

The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.

by Cowbae October 3, 2018