rubbing bacon

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"
by banquo_lives January 11, 2009
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pocket bacon

Bacon youbkeep in the pocket to eat on long trips
"Hey do any of you have some bacon? I ate all my pocket bacon on the way here"
by Dearergoose October 10, 2017
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Bacon Horny

The overwhelming urge to eat bacon.
Man, I gotta get some bacon. I am so fucking bacon horny.
by catchabuzz March 06, 2011
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And then I was bacon

The experience of being really high. This phrase may often appear at the end of a story about getting stoned, especially after taking various powerful hallucinogens. Originally from an online comic about smoking salvia, this phrase has become a somewhat uncommon stoner meme.
My friend and I went to smoke some salvia behind our old middle school, and then I was bacon.
by WyleType September 02, 2011
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Wake and Bacon

When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.
Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.

Guy 2: Whadda champ.
by Zeakladroda July 07, 2010
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bacon boy

A person who likes electronic music. The link between bacon and 'electro' was made during the explosion of ecstasy consumption during the mid 1980's. Users of the drug would usually consume bacon after a hard night of clubbing in order to restore much-needed nutrients to the body, often in sandwich form.
"He loves those tunes, such a bacon boy!"

"The bacon boys were mashing it up last night!"
by Viv J January 09, 2008
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Bacon pill

A drug that when taken causes no effect to your motor skills, perceptiveness or state of mind but will induce one symptom - over the next 15 hours, for approximately 2 seconds, the taker will see Kevin Bacon appear totally randomly, in any kind of way or place, and then dissapear with the same flippancy.

Popular amongst lay workers who ingest the pill to add excitement to their day, knowing that at any point Kevin Bacon will appear to them in an unforeseen fashion.
Hank took the bacon pill and went to work, 4 hours later he looked out the window and briefly saw Kevin Bacon sitting on the branch of a tree, flapping his arms like a bird.

John: 'I took a bacon pill at around 12 in the afternoon and 2 hours later i crossed into the Kevin Bacon dimension - I saw him walking a pram backwards down the side of footpath, wearing a pair of bunny ears and crying. It was wild, totally brightened up my day'
Fraser: 'man, i need to get my hands on a bacon pill too.
by Lounge Party June 01, 2010
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