L.A.X. 

1. Los Angeles Times

2. Title of The Game's third album

3. Title of track no. 10 on Snoop Dogg's album The Blue Carpet Treatment

"L.A.X."
"Oh... Cali?"
"No doubt baby"
"L.A.X."
"Welcome to Cali"

from Snoop Dogg's L.A.X. off The Blue Carpet Treatment

L.A.X. by 2pac4lyf October 7, 2008

Axcel 

Being an incredibly annoying troll who always knows exactly what to say to royally piss you off.

"Dude, stop being a fucking Axcel."

Axcel by Lasheh April 5, 2010

Axe Fight 

1.Noun- A contest where two or more people are involved. These sides will be both armed with a can of AXE Deodorant, and will then engage in spraying eachother with it till someone asphyxiates from lack of oxygen. The body is then lit on fire, and because of all the Axe on it, will quickly burn to a fine crisp.

2.Noun- A contest of scottish highlanders, in which they get boozed up and attempt to bury an axe into the back of other people's skulls. The body is then placed on a pike and set up on the coast to scare invaders.

1. Bob and Ian duked it out in an Axe fight, untill someone lit a match and the whole place went up.

2. Colin and Gair got into an axe fight. The entire tavern was covered in Colin's innards afterwards.

Axe Fight by Keafer Mock October 11, 2005

Axto 

Adj- mentally ill

Quit being so axto and get your that ass out the door already!

Axto by Toasty nut June 3, 2020

muddy axe wound 

Shitting between the legs of a woman and smearing it about.

She loves it when I give her a muddy axe wound.

muddy axe wound by dunno August 20, 2003

axehole 

The nasally challenged dork who engulfs himself in every axe product available all on the same night, thus sending your nostrils and lungs into overload and out of commission for the night.

Jesus, I could could smell that axehole a block away; someone please hose him off.

axehole by Slippery noodle September 27, 2011

AXA 

A young girl/guy that judging from their current appearance, or the appearance of family memebers, will be VERY good looking in the future.
This originates from the AXA superanuation slogan "AXA, Investment for the future".
The whole idea of an AXA is to try and become freinds with them early so that you can bang then when they are at a reasonable age.

Guy 1: Dude, Sam's sister Jess is fucking hot!
Guy 2: Man that's just wrong, she is 13 and your 17.
Guy 1: Yeah I know, I just mean that she is an AXA.
Guy 2: I feel that. Her mum is hot too. So she'll probably look like her when she is older.
Guy 1: Yeh, true... Definatley an AXA.
Guy 1 and 2 - Calling out: "JESS, DO YOU WANT TO COME AND WATCH TV WITH US?"

AXA by harryfishaman October 9, 2006