Carbortion

The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.

Suzie hated her baby so she decided to arrange a carbortion.

by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011

Adortion

The opposite of an abortion. The doctor takes a fetus , and re-implants it into a woman's womb.

We can combat abortion by advocating for more adortion rights! Pro-adortion!

by JJthejessplane June 4, 2022

Arby's Abortion

When you eat so much Arby's food, that you need it to surgically cut from your stomach and pulled out, like that of an abortion.

"Oh My God I ate three roast beef sandwiches AND two orders of curly fries doused in horsey sauce! I need an ARBY'S ABORTION!"

by Molly O. December 16, 2005

botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.

I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!

by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010

Mexican-Abortion

When carring a child that you do not want it get a "mexican abortion". Go to Mexico and hang from a chin up bar. Then have the locals take sticks and beat the shit out of you ovaries to abort the fetus.
Cheap? Yes.
Illegal? No
Reliable? You bet.

"Yeah so I got a Mexican-Abortion yesturday"
"Oh my god, like totally"

by Zephyrgust March 22, 2008

Abortionate

A swift punch delivered to the stomach of a pregnant woman, killing the fetus. Abortionations are often preformed by men who do not want to have children, though the woman they planted their seed in does.

After Matt impregnated Gina, he held her down and I abortionated her.

by The Abortionator April 18, 2009

Mexican Abortion

The procces of giving an abortion with a rusty coat hanger and a mouse trap. First you reach up the vag with the coat hanger and pull the baby out then you slap the baby onto the mouse trap and the abortion is complete without having to go to the doctor.

Andrew gave his mother a mexican abortion last night and guess what she had twins.

by I EatedTheKitty March 18, 2011