I am a spoon

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.

I am a spoon! (Internal crying)

by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016

i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems

*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded

by Tw4 February 23, 2018

Am I gay?

If you are looking this up as a genuine question, yes. You are very much gay. Infact, you're the gayest of the gay.

Most young gay people look this up, even if they know they probably are.

Kid: Searchs "am I gay?" into google
google: you are the gayest of the gay for looking that up

by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021

I Am Autism

The worst fucking ad ever

have you watched I Am Autism?

No, it's the worst fucking ad in the world.

by Some random John/Jane Doe March 31, 2022

12 am rule

Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.

Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”

by joebidenismyuncle May 3, 2020

I AM ERROR

Its actually due to poor translation that his name is ERROR, his real name is actually Errol which makes a little more sense but the piss-poor translations of the NES days turned that last L into an R, thus the enigmatic ERROR...

What the fuck does I AM ERROR mean?

by Dr. Awesome September 15, 2006

Am I Ugly...?

BRO NO UR NOT YA ARE DA ✨Most Beautiful✨ Boy/Girl IN THE WORLD! >:)

You: Hey.. Am I Ugly...?
Me: OH HECC NAH U ARE U ARE BEAUTIFUL U-U
You: Thanks but I still think I'm ugly because people call me that...
Me: ...Show me who they are so I can CUT EM' OFF...!

by Gacha-cuz-why-not? October 18, 2021