alan

alan is a huge curly tall guy thats is easy to fall for but at the end of the day HE HAS A HUGE COCK all he girls want a piece he is the prime example of the cum exploder he gtes so much girls that even dudes fall for him he just too hot!!!!

alan is hot

by alaniscute May 19, 2022

Alan

a good friend. just dont gift him any games then ask for them beck when he says hes not going to play them. he will eventually.

Alan is a good friend.

by WhyAreWeStillHere? May 5, 2022

Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.

Wow that guy is so hot he must be Alan Browne *proceeds to die of horniness*

by Nintabo November 16, 2020

Alan Guidet

he needs to meet a girl that is always looking at him, he would probably like her.

Alan Guidet wears cutes glasses

by iceg2237 November 22, 2021

Alan

A nice person with an absolute SHLONG and will DEMOLISH your ***hole

Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?

by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021

Alan

Alan is the best guy you could have and if you talk to a Alan and you like him you should tell him I promise you he will like you back he is the most caring person I have ever met and you should tell him you like him because he likes you back

Alan: yo was up

Her: Hi

Alan: let me get in your pool
Her: alr come on
Alan: this is chill
Her: I like you
Alan: I like you too.. I been had a crush on you since we met

by Alan_ A.s_ A+A June 3, 2024

Alan Lee

Cannot say slut or whore without stuttering. His best friend is an Isaac and is known to have a horse cock and can make really fucking good sandwiches.

Friend: let's break u out of u shell. Say slut
Alan Lee: no ur gon say I'm misogynistic
Friend: I won't I promise
Alan: www hh ... Orr.. ee

by NoodycAn September 27, 2025