Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice next to a fire if he sees one more urban dictionary post

Alan has gotten Chlamydia from ur mum

by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021

Alan

Your typical Scottish old man that is very aggressive

Alan has an intense very sexual relationship with Ben Hunt

by BushBalls October 21, 2020

Alan

My g
The bestest alien in the whole world.

Me: love you Alan
Alan: u 2

by Rubbishwilly November 14, 2019

Alan

Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.

Alan is a bitch!

by Yugzy May 09, 2022

Alan

The hottest, cutest person on the planet. Will always make you laugh. He is funny, cute and smart all at once .

Person 1: Wow I'm so lucky to have Alan as a friend
Person 2: Yeah that's true he is amazing

by Itsallfacts8181 October 29, 2020

Alan

Alan a dude who’s the biggest simp for a girl named Raven

Did you see Alan simping for Raven

by random user79 July 09, 2020

Alan

A skilled sexy boy. he is very smart and handsome and very attractive. he has alot of friends and can master anything he puts his mind to. he seems to have superhuman abilities and is kind too. he can solve any of your problems and you are lucky to meet an Alan.

Oh Alan is so hot

by ygi, ig June 03, 2022