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A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.
Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...
by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022
mugGet the Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drumsmug.

Brad

A sexy scruffy man who takes care of you while he guzzles 1942. He’s often grumpy and so you will be too. When he’s stingy with affection it will make you furious. When he’s loving he’s heaven to be with. I like to remind him to laugh at life and enjoy every moment even and especially the boring ones. He gets really mad when I point out that I think he’s wrong so sometimes it’s best to just hold his hand and let him drive in the wrong direction for 30 minutes until he figures it out himself. He knows he is loved but has a hard time feeling it. It takes a special persistence and lack of ego to make Brad feel loved.
Brad loves me. 🤍
by yourwelcomez November 23, 2021
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Brad

Massive horse shlong bearing individual, not to be confused with Chad. Loves gay anal of the animal kind and has a friend named John.
He is such a Brad
by Gega Nega :/ December 28, 2020
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Brad

The middle of a circle made by a group of woodwind players while performing in a Marching Band show.
The woodwinds will make a brad on Set 19
by StarryAshes August 2, 2022
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Brad

Big pervert who begs for blowies
by Anaoop69 August 20, 2019
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Brad

Currently overdosing on Oxy
Goddamit Brad not again
by ass shmooper August 26, 2017
mugGet the Bradmug.

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