A Susan...

A 5 Point Story that should actually have been 20 points

That Story should've really been a Susan...

by JBotics November 3, 2023

Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes

Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.

by Gaypex October 4, 2019

Susan Xiao

Always known for being used and a slave. She is always trying to find rich guys (gold digger) and will always be poor. If your her brother your life will be terrible. Susan will be unsuccessful and will work at a sweatshop when she grows up. She is hated by everyone

That Unlucky Susan Xiao get outta here.

by Mystery2002 August 13, 2017

Susan

An overly melodramatic needy white woman who exaggerates and frustrates everyone around her while throwing pity parties around like rice at a wedding.

Stop being a susan...you're worse than a Karen.

by Mndaguilar February 5, 2022

Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 15, 2018

Punching Susan

Smoking weed, mainly done by smoking with a bong.

Hey bud lets go punch a few Susans

I could totally smash a Susan or two

Yeah the other day I caught them punching Susans behind the shop

by Dannysadventures June 27, 2016

Susan’s Pub

The greatest bar in the world. Free snacks, pool table, cheap drinks what more could you want. The bartenders are very friendly and love to chat. Its a great place to pregame and have a few drinks before you catch a train to the city. Susan’s pub is an absolute beauty and truly a magical place. Located in Bethpage NY, Susan’s is a hidden gem that’s making a comeback in 2022

Let’s go to Susan’s Pub for happy hour

by wigglenation July 1, 2022