Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia

1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!

by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014

Junk-a-stunk

Foul smelling male, or female genitals.

I couldn't go down, cause there was way too much junk-a-stunk.

by J. Lincoln December 22, 2008

junk in the trunk

Anal sex. Junk=genitalia Trunk=Butt
Junk+Trunk= Junk in the Trunk

He likes to put his junk in the trunk

by Keloid Conquerer January 25, 2010

butt junk

to get cummed up the ass

i got BUTT JUNKED!

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

Junk Rider

A slut. One who rides the junk religiously.
phrase coined on episode 96 of The Mediocre Show with Eric and Taylor.

Also can be shortened to "J.R."

1.
Guy: Hey, junk rider!
J.R.: You want some?
Guy: Hell no, you've been on way too many cocks.

by someonewithnoone August 25, 2007

Intelectual junk

information that is so aimed at a niche market of brains that there is no point in bothering with knowing, or just simply when a group of intelectuals have nothing better to do with there time that they resort to scrapping the barrel, of concepts, that really should'nt be looked in too deeply

"paper has to 0.09 mm thick in order to be paper" this intelectual junk

by nooglesgram February 6, 2007

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright August 15, 2007