When a man receiving a Blow Job, cums into the woman's mouth and politely asks her to blow the semen up into his asshole. Resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty Chinese owned laundry mat.
Alex: Yo Sam get over here and suck my dick, you Dike.
Sam: Ok
Alex: Now when i cum i want you to blow that shit back up into my asshole. Got it cunt?
Sam: Oh! You want me to give you a Chinese Laundromat?
Sam: Ok
Alex: Now when i cum i want you to blow that shit back up into my asshole. Got it cunt?
Sam: Oh! You want me to give you a Chinese Laundromat?
by EASYGOINGCOMB June 27, 2011
Get the Chinese Laundromatmug. One who was a desire to eat Chinese buffet at least once a week. He goes through life just for the delicious meal at King Buffet at the end of the week.
Guy: Ah! Crap, I forgot to eat Chinese buffet last week! OMG what am I gonna do?
Other Guy: Wow, you are such a Chinese Andy...
Other Guy: Wow, you are such a Chinese Andy...
by Andy Wong March 5, 2008
Get the chinese andymug. by Ice Kingz January 5, 2011
Get the Chinese Contactsmug. Characters that are extremely hard to remember, especially if they're your second language. I am chinese too.
person #1: Did you remember 1500 chinese characters yet?
person #2: Nope, I haven't even remembered 15! It's been 5 hours! Holy crap!
person #2: Nope, I haven't even remembered 15! It's been 5 hours! Holy crap!
by Lady True March 13, 2010
Get the chinese charactersmug. by Mr.Henke FTW11 January 28, 2011
Get the chinese deathtrapmug. Taking a snap chat of someone giving you fellatio while driving. Comparing the level of difficulty of Chinese Checkers with the act and taking into account the small size of the penis involved.
by Marky N December 23, 2014
Get the Chinese Checkersmug. noun
a type of noodle which has the characteristic of both originating from, and being exclusive to, the chinese ethnicity. This noodle possesses many characteristics distinct from noodles of other ethnicities. The most notable distinction and odd feature of this noodle is that it is the only noodle in the world that doesnt exceed 2 inches in length, making it the tiniest noodle in the world. This is a characteristic that made many believe that it was a joke to even expose these noodles to anyone, causing these noodles to be ridiculed by the masses.
Individuals from other ethnic backgrounds refuse to sample these noodles due to the unsatisfying size. Woman, in particular, reject men with these noodles constantly due to its lack of any real worth.
Its characteristics are identical to a chinese penis. However, the chinese penis is smaller.
a type of noodle which has the characteristic of both originating from, and being exclusive to, the chinese ethnicity. This noodle possesses many characteristics distinct from noodles of other ethnicities. The most notable distinction and odd feature of this noodle is that it is the only noodle in the world that doesnt exceed 2 inches in length, making it the tiniest noodle in the world. This is a characteristic that made many believe that it was a joke to even expose these noodles to anyone, causing these noodles to be ridiculed by the masses.
Individuals from other ethnic backgrounds refuse to sample these noodles due to the unsatisfying size. Woman, in particular, reject men with these noodles constantly due to its lack of any real worth.
Its characteristics are identical to a chinese penis. However, the chinese penis is smaller.
by dmasterlatter1 August 15, 2012
Get the Chinese Noodlemug.