Zooming

The act of being in any video call/ conference, during witch you partner gets naked or otherwise flashing you causing distraction knowing you can't just walk away

"I was in an important video conference for work last night and Stacy started zooming me, do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when a pair of double Ds are bouncing right in front of you."

by Zeeg009 January 11, 2022

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021

Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

Zoom

lyrics to a song by Wreck-XN-Effect sung while motorboating

After sex, Jake was asked by Lara if he would be coming into work the next morning. He said, no, adding that all he wanted to do, (before motorboating) was "zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Zoomed

High as shit

Boy you were zoomed after you got that bong last night

by Heyguuuurrlll November 1, 2017

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping

Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

Zoom Zoom Zoom

The tune for the phrase "Zoom Zoom Zoom" in the show "Scrubs" comes from the 1993 movie "Only the Strong" The original tune in the movie is more tribal and basic till one of the characters in the movie, Donovan played by Ryan Bollman, borrowed the taped from the main character, Lewis Stevens played by Mark Dacascos, and added an early 90's techno and dance remix to the tribal tune. The lyrics, zum zum zum, have changed due to the Mazda commercial and the tune changed from the tribal to the zoom zoom zoom, to the one used in the episode of Scrubs.

The Capoeira is a Brazilian dance fighting technique and the original tribal song has the lyrics of zum zum zum and Zoom Zoom Zoom came from the Mazda slogan Zoom Zoom, and so the Zum was changed to Zoom

by MrMercuryTulsa June 21, 2017