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Xyan

Bro xyan such a simp!!!
by Bucket2 May 1, 2022
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.xyz

.xyz is the next .com
When you want to get a domain name for your website, you buy a .xyz. It's exactly like a .com but instead of meaning "commercial" it means nothing and anything. It's generally affordable and has lots of good domains available.
Everyone: (Minding their own business)
Sean: Damn, the .com is already taken!

Courtney: Shit, get the .xyz quick!
Andy: What the fuck are you guys talking about, I've been living under a rock!
Everyone: FFS Andy, .xyz is used by Google, Steve Aoki, Chipotle, Square Inc, Fox Entertainment, Marques Colston, it's all over crypto, it's everywhere. Serena Williams' husband Alexis Ohanian (founder of Reddit) wore a baseball cap with alt.xyz on it as he cheered her on in her last US Open... need I say more?! Where have you been??
by partypantsmcgee September 29, 2022
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xyjio

add xyjio on xbox
by swaggydaddy696 September 27, 2023
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XYV

An Abbreviation for "examine your vagina".
Wendy you XYV since last time?
by E-Stoner April 29, 2009
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xylon

A simple-minded person. Might appear as a simpleton, but does say some smart things from time to time.
Xylon is always such a simpleton. I wasn't expecting him to come with that solution.
by mugiwaranomaxi September 24, 2014
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Xylophone

The xylophone is a sexual act in which a female braces herself in the table (or crab) posistion, and her male partner repeatedly strikes her naked body with his erect phallus. It is customary, but not necesary, for the female to replicate xylophone sounds with her mouth or anus in accordance with the location of the phallic strikes.

If two men do this at the same time to one woman, it is known as a duet.

Also, instead of being in the crab posistion, the parter on the receiving end of the strikes could just lay on the edge of a bed or table.
I went and divorced my wife after I found out she got the xylophone from Fransico Elson.
by jaypeddie December 26, 2007
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