the wheatley

Noun. A type of dance originating in the Northwest. Place feet a shoulder width apart and bend knees slightly. Now place elbows in front of hips with arms extended at a right angle in front of you like you are holding a tray. Clench fists palms up. With fists at hip level move fists in a circular motion while leaning forward and backward.

"Wow, Mike! Thanks for teaching me to do the Wheatley!"

by kknowsit October 5, 2009

Cheek Wheat

Any type of residue remaining on/in between the crack your behind after using the bathroom. This includes feces, TP, blood, semen...or whatever else you're into...

I took off her G-string, and homegirl was rockin' some Cheek Wheat...I guess that defines butt-floss.

by Sha-Shameless July 26, 2010

jacob wheatmen

Biggest scrub of all time

Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jacob wheatmen or a josh McKee

by Marty ohera March 19, 2014

Dirty Wheatie

When a guy is penetrating a women in the ass and, pulls out, jacks off and cums in the girls hair letting it dry for 3 hours.

Kate I see you're hair is a little mouse and sticky did someone give you a Dirty Wheatie?

by Oreiajad July 15, 2015

Tote wheat

A grandpa"s nickname to a child

Your my little tote wheat

by Tote wheat January 29, 2016

Red wheat

The book when a woman's having her period and gets a yeast infection

Damn girl are you making red wheat

by Rockcane May 2, 2017

Whole wheat cracker

A derogatory term for a south Asian.

"Yo Raj, you ain't black and you ain't white, y'all whole wheat cracker"

by Bronxgirl333 August 19, 2017