Whataboutism

A lazy, but more sophisticated way for political campists to say "It's OK when we do it."

Person 1: "Your nation did crimes!"
Person 2: "What about your nation's crimes ?!"
Person 1: "That's a whataboutism!"

by Washington's Spoon October 4, 2022

Whole Wheat Juice

The stupid juice that people on a diet drink

Hey guys, Josh just went to good earth to get some whole wheat juice

by thatguy987654 December 6, 2009

Wil Wheaton

The definitive Alpha Nerd, well known for his fondness for All things Star Trek, Star Wars, Dungeons & Dragons, & WoW.

The sun rose red over the bloodied field of battle, and there, amongst the shattered remains of D&D miniatures, Star Trek Prop replicas and discarded WoW timecards, stood motherfucking Wil Wheaton.

by Wheaton-worshipper January 21, 2011

buck-wheat

To "buck" someones insides into "shredded wheat." To cause such extreme pain as to make someone's eyes to "bug out" like the Sambo niglet character Buckwheat of the "little rascals." To kill with extreme, selective prejudice.

Despite what idiot "Cliff" says. This is generally done by shooting the targeted victim in the rectum with a .22 caliber bullet. Which will prolong death for a good 20 to 30 minutes, while carving out the unfortunate victims insides with stomach acid and bile.

The old Italian Mafia was known to shoot it's victims in the head with a .22 caliber, because of the bullet's low fire power, and shot range. Where it would be much more likely to carve out the victim's brains rather than just go right through and perhaps not kill.

Wow "those" comic bookish Quintin Tarrintino sick perverts in Hollywood finally came up with something worth noting. of course it is totally malicious, vicious and sadistic as possible.

Example 1)

Hitman 1: The "caretaker" Pierre III was caught raping the Boss's 99 year old mother in the ass. He said 'the bitch axed for it', she is a superior chess player, and they are serious. But the Boss doesn't want 'that type' in the family business.

He has ordered a buck-wheat for him.

Hitman 2: Ewwww. Well this time you better use a use a .22 cuz a .45 will go right through.

by kathaksung April 25, 2008

Wheaterism

Talking about something which does not exisit, i.e. bullshitting.

This has to be done in a literary context.
From the name Dr. Wheater, teacher of English.

Read obscure poetry, find a random sentence.
Extract absurd, yet apparantly intelligent, meaning for this sentence.

Shout "Wheaterism!"

by Nick Entwistle October 6, 2003

Whataboutism

Whataboutism is a deflection tactic mainly employed by liberals and leftists when called out for their double standards, selective outrage, cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy. It is the favorite go to word that these people use to gaslight their critics.

Person 1. How can you call Trump a racist when Biden is on video saying even more racist things and you have never been upset or called him out for that?
Person 2. What about Biden? This is all about Trump and is nothing but Whataboutism!

by sbohandley August 19, 2022

Sweet Puffed Wheat

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

by Jon (his awsomeness) September 30, 2007