Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

by teenag-er December 31, 2012

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

whatever flicks your bean

Alternative form of whatever floats your boat.

First coined by xavier in reference to barren society weinbergs name swap.

Xavier - ”whatever flicks your bean, society”

by ShowboatingSnakeCharmer September 27, 2023

whatever

fuck you but polite and non-vulgar

mom: youre always on that phone
me: whatever

by Xeries August 22, 2024

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

Whatever

Look at that! I drew the connection between Myron amd Whatever podcast and now the right-wing Christians are coming after them.

Hym "Yep. Whatever. It was like the next day! I said something and then THE NEXT DAY they sent some Christian on to try to get the porn stars to join the incest cult and now they are demonizing the Whatever geeks."

by Hym Iam November 18, 2024

Whatever blows your hair back

People are diverse and their preferences are correspondingly diverse. Some might like sports cars and watches or other tech gadgets etc.

Bill: Hey, did see that new Seiko 5 watch that came out yesterday?
Rudolph: No, I'm not a fan of watches.
Bill: Dude, it's one of the best entry watches right now. I'm definitely getting one.
Rudolph: Whatever blows your hair back, dude. Like I told you, I'm not a fan of watches.

by liprox May 14, 2022